Anonymous asked:
My ideal relationship is like:
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
HARDCORE SEX*repeat as necessary*
Anonymous asked:
Whoever this is. 😁
image/gifCan we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex
i wanna make grilled cheese w you at 2 am, i wanna take you out on cute dinner dates and buy you dumb cute stuffed animals. i wanna love you like nobody else ever has and i also wanna fuck you until you’re shaking.
My mom just told me she sort of disliked me as a child because I would bring stray animals home.
In my whole childhood, I’ve fostered:
18 dogs
13 cats
11 chickens
6 birds
4 rabbits
2 frogs
1 baby possum
1 deer
Like 100 Ants, crickets, roly pollies, lady bugs, butterflies, pera mantis…
ALL WHICH I HAD FOUND STARVING OR HURT IN THE WILDERNESS/OUTSIDE.
I remember going to school and talking about all this with excitement in my voice. But knowing I couldn’t keep them. So I would make cute little flyers and hand them out to everyone everywhere I went. Sooner or later someone fell in love with them, just the way I fell in love with everything I laid my eyes on.
HOW TO CARE FOR A SAD PERSON.
😯😌😌❤
btw when girls make posts saying they wanna fuck they already have someone in mind that they’re thinking about and it’s not the guy with a dick pic icon reblogging the ‘reblog if u want ur followers to send u nudes’ posts lmao
Also not an invitation to hit our inboxes, 😂👌
